16 Replies to “‘Twas the Night Before an ADHD Christmas”

  1. Twas the night b4 or two days b4 (I’m pretty sure it hadn’t come yet) Christmas
    When all through the house
    Not a creature was stirring
    (b/c it was 4AM and I don’t sleep anyway-so I was on the internet)
    When what to my wondering eyes did appear
    A video about Christmas that brought my eyes to tears
    It was so novel and funny and quick
    I knew in a moment it must be St Rick
    He was smart and very funny
    A right jolly old elf
    And I laughed at his video, remembering myself!

  2. I laughed so hard on “The wreath of the smoke from his pipe made me blink, but he explained that the nicotine helped him to think. In his hand was a coffee and a second one waiting, and a joint and a vodka, it’s called self medicating.”

    I currently sit here undiagnosed pulling an all nighter for a final for a class I missed more than 50% of. On my desk, in addition to the empty bottles and cans, is an energy drink, a coors light, chewing tobacco, and a cannabis pipe. It’s called self medicating!

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