Re: Funny “Diagnostic Indicators”

[Anonymous]

Too funny!

I too, read about 6 books at any given time…. one per room.

Here’s some more, I’ve found:

1. “Suff’ on the tables: I have lots of flat surfaces in my house, and all of them are usually covered in ‘stuff’ – you know, the stuff I need to do today, the stuff for tomorrow, this stuff I’ll get done this week (no, really, I will)…

2. The library bans you: When I was 10, the public library sent a letter to my house saying I was no longer allowed to borrow books because I couldn’t return them. I never did find some of them.

3. “ADD House”: 3/4 rooms are neat in the house. The 4th looks like a tornado hit it, right before the tsunami. It will take an act of God or a wastebasket to a parallel universe to clean it. I close the door and walk away.

4. Attraction to Movie Shorts: My son does not expect me to put on a movie and actually be able to sit through the entire 90 min of it. Going to the theater requires a movie with a very hunky superhero.

5. Perpetual Renovation: In the House of Perpetual Renovation, there is a very good chance that all ongoing jobs will be finished on exactly the same day – and simultaneously, the WHOLE house will finally be complete. This will be the day before I list the house, I am sure.

6. Bottomless Purse: If you were to dump your purse right now, you can accurately predict you would have 10 very unusual items in the bottom of your purse – but not be able to list one before you dumped it.

7. Umbrella factor: I once had 9 umbrellas and no idea where any of them were. I made a project of hunting in all corners when I couldn’t find any. That’s how I found out I had 9.

Ahhhh, yes…. you know you have ADD when….!

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