Re: Funny “Diagnostic Indicators”

[Anonymous]

When you finally decide to organize your bills and other mail, and realize you’ve just had to pull out a TENTH full sized trash bag to put into your shredder to get rid of the crap that doesn’t need to be filed anymore because it’s so old or is just junk mail, and it’s been four hours since you’ve started because you’ve been interrupted so many times by numerous reminders from the two or three computer calendars you’ve set up to be sure you don’t miss any appointments or forget any of the three hundred tasks you have listed in them and had to stop to answer five of the VERY important emails that came in the meantime whilst setting up yet ANOTHER email account for yet ANOTHER specific purpose because you AND your wife will probably need to receive the mails coming to that account, then realize you have too many tabs open because Firefox just crashed, and you can’t relaunch it because it keeps crashing every time you try because you’ve got it set up to automatically open the last session as it was because you might forget the addresses to the over one hundred pages you have opened for all the forums you participate in regularly ~ hang on…

Sorry I just got an update on Facebook and had to reply. a friend of mine (whom I met on Bandmix ~ ever been to Bandmix? It’s a great site if you’re a musician looking for other musicians in your area to form a band ~ Hey! Even if you don’t want to form a band, and you’re just a closet musician who’d like some feedback on your music, there’s a great bunch of people there who will critique your stuff ~ some of them can be harsh though so if you’re sensitive you might want to grow a thick skin first…)

Hold on…

Sorry, I just realized the cat hadn’t been fed.

So, where was I?

Oh yeah. I was answering that email.

No. That wasn’t it, I was checking my task list.

Or was it paying the bills?

Oh yeah! It was all those things!

Damn, I can’t get to those until I get this stupid pile of mail out of my way!

*Growl!*

(Huh. That’s my stomach. I haven’t eaten in twelve hours…)

Shred, click, type, click, shred, file, shred shred shred, file, type type type, click…)

Just a sec. My phone’s ringing…

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