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you beat me on the plans.
i think my indicator would be:
you rely on lists of reminders and plans. …… well, you would, if you could find the lists. cos when you actually get as far as starting one, for some reason they’re always written individually on bits of scrap paper that exist in a semi liquid state inside the pockets of washed jeans, pinned under the cat, tucked into your bra for safekeeping- cos it long ago became apparent that pockets weren’t safe, and you tend to notice when stuff is stuck to your boob at some point during the course of the day, or worst case scenario at bedtime when it hits the floor-, taped to the roll of tape that you were gonna tape it to the bathroom mirror with- but the phone rang so that never happened and now its taped to tape in the drawer and will be found next xmas, after much cursing and a missed dentist appointment, or very smudgily scrawled backwards across your forehead and one cheek from being written on your arm last night before bed. that is, if they got started.
generally my lists consist of a piece of paper with:
TO DO LIST: *much underlining and emboldening*
1) write list
2)….
*insert small doodle of a snail riding a unicycle here*
*smeared chocolate goes here*
“oooh look, i found a catwhisker- kewlness!”…. *wanders off to tickle a cat with it. comes back to answer phone. checks email while not listening to mum on phone and randomly interjecting with “oooh! a 25 cent coin with a dude snowboarding on it!” and “do you like jam? i like blackberry jam!” revisits list…..*
2) ummmm…..
*goes for lunch. comes back from lunch. revisits list*
2) …..have lunch *scored out for sense of acheivement*
*sigh*
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