Haha! That’s happened to me, I mean the dominating the updates, not crapping my pants 
Seriously though, I figure this forum is pretty safe. We’re all mostly unjudgy, and have even been through the same or similar experiences.
Also its pretty anonymous.
Back on topic once you “copped crap for smelling (like crap)” did you have a lot of social fallout? That’s my concern. While generally charming, his impulse control and work ethic, isn’t making him any friends. And kids can be mean. I’m concerned they’ll start noticing his “accidents”.
REPORT ABUSE