Re: How to stop the sensory assault?

[Anonymous]

I woke up this morning feeling EXTRA assaulted and I’ve been pissed off ever since. This morning I nearly pooped on myself when I was scared awake by firetruck sirens right outside my building. I live on the 37th floor so there must have been several for me to hear them so clearly. As I try to sit up in bed I realize that the sheets are wrapped around my neck and I nearly choke myself. Since my landlord said no again to the black out curtains I’m trying to sleep with an eye mask. I try to take it off and OUCH, the elastic is tangled in my hair. It’s a hour before my wake up time so I take my adderall, shove earplugs in and roll back over.

Assault part 2: jarred awake by alarm clock with throbbing ears. Guess I shoved the earplugs in too deep. My mouth is parched with an awful taste because in my firetruck siren delirium I chewed my adderall ir instead of swallowing it. Forgot about the eye mask hair tangle debacle and try to yank it off, OUCH again (insert curse words). And that darn air is blowing on my face because the timers I purchased won’t work with my stupid HVAC unit. Apparently high rise condo buildings HVAC units plug into a main system that’s buried in the wall.

Needless to say I’m starting my week off in a BAD mood! *sigh* there has to be something I can do to make waking up less painful!

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