Read your post? The whole one line of it? 😆 My superpower is the ability to fuck up almost everything that I touch. Literally, everything! I’ve broken things that are unbreakable. I’ve lost things that just cannot be lost (ie. a 6 metre length of scaffold in a river). I’ve caused uproars in places that had never seen one before. I’ve had nuns wanting to kill me. On and on it goes…. 
