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[harry1]

Looking at my dashboard “brake” light, knowing Nothing about it, so I’m on one knee next to the car, on the street, looking at the little switch button that the spring loaded arm hits.
Mess with it a little, set the brake to get the arm off the button. Mess with it some moreput your finger on the button and grab the release handle in the other hand.
As you pull, this really anxious alarm starts in your head, and the minds eye sees words slowly appear: Bonehead…move…your…fingWHAM!!!,
I read a story about two guys that sell a computer to Himalayan monks to write out the 9 Million Names Of God. Neat story.
I recited those names in about seven seconds flat while dancing around the car like a mad bastard and screaming like a drunk monkey.
All this while, absolutely aware that the only idiot that has had anything to do with this is the bonehead holding his hand and sniveling like a toddler.
Yep, if I had it on film, it would be worth money.
Harry

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