Here’s one of mine, just for fun. Please add your own, for a giggle!
I was on a train journey with a couple of change-overs and I went to the window at the station to ask when the next train to Carlisle was.
The lady looked at me, completely confused and said, ‘This IS Carlisle’.
And did I say, ‘Oh, thanks. It’s been a long journey and I lost track of where I was.’?
No, that would be too straightforward.
What I actually said was,
“Yes it is. Well done.” and walked off.
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