Hi Laur – glad you feel that way. I think people here are lovely and understanding. I could never share that episode anywhere else.
Usually my distractibility involves falling off my motorbike (which I did once after pulling into a space outside a shop; unfortunately my head had wandered into the shop but my body remained on the bike; at least until we parted company beause I overbalanced) or concrete pillars leap out and prang my car in car parks….. Etc.
At least I haven’t hit any stray hippos yet. 