Re: One of those days (includes danger averted!)

[Scattybird]

OK the worst thing I have done was quite recently. I went to the loo at work for a wee, pee, number one, or whatever phrase you guys use locally for urination! I’d kept forgetting to go so I was quite desperate by the time I plonked myself down on the seat (I’m a girl!).

Unfortunately during the long process I started thinking about something I needed to do and consequently forgot what I was currently doing. In my hurry to do whatever it was I had remembered (it was so important I have forgotten what it was!) I stood up to go and do it, completely oblivious to what I SHOULD have been concentrating on. Oh dear….

Consequences – wet pants and floor. So I cleaned up the floor and then had to go back to my office hoping nobody would notice so I could retrieve my car keys and go home to change.

This story really frightens me – I mean just HOW stupid could I be?! (Rhetorical)

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