Re: This is the thread that never ends….

[Anonymous]

the censor in a twelve wheel drive semi stopping in for donuts & pinching the waitress/ he likes his women raw & with syrup/ he has his mind set on becoming a famous soldier

the lawyer leading a pig on a leash stopping in for tea & eating the censor’s donut by mistake/ he likes to lie about his age & takes his paranoia seriously

the senator dressed like an austrian sheep. stopping in for coffee & insulting the lawyer/ he is on a prune diet & secretly wishes he was bing crosby but would settle for being a close relative of edgar bergen

the chief of police holding a bazooka with his name engraved on it. coming in drunk & putting the barrel into the face of the lawyers pig. once a wife beater. he became a professional boxer & received a club foot/ he would literally like to become an executioner. what he doesn’t know is that the lawyers pig has made friends with the senator

the good samaritan coming in with the words “round & round we go” tattooed on his cheek/ he tells the senator to stop insulting the lawyer/ he would like to be an entertainer & brags that he is one of the best strangers around, the pig jumps on him and…….

…….thanks Mr R.A. Zimmerman for the thoughtful words……..

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