LOL @ wolfeshades. True.
BTW, I think your writing is bloody brilliant. When you were given the random subject “dirt”, how did you EVER come up with that story line? Absolutely brilliant. And I was on the edge of my seat reading the ongoing posts about The Girl. Is she for real? Or are you just making it up as a story line?? She sounds too good to be real. Because if she is real, and you let her slip away, I’m going to put your picture on the wall under the giant heading IDIOT. 
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And my favorite squirrel is the one from the ICE AGE movies. That’s me.
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