Getting my stuff done (humor)

[Bill]

Oh yeah, I totally get this . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P785j15Tzk&feature=player_embedded

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[dspicelady]

Now that was funny!

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[Bill]

Anyone else see a little of themselves here?

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[Curlymoe115]

Yeah it is so me, and my spouse and our kids.

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[Anonymous]

reminds me of a joke my grandparents got once.

This is how is manifests itself:

I decide to wash my car. As I start toward to the garage, I notice

that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the

mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash

can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the

trash first, but then I think that since I’m going to be near the

mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills

first.

I take my checkbook off the table and see that there is only one check

left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, o I go to my

desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I’m going

to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I

don’t accidentally knock it over.

I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the

refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the

counter catches my eye–they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter and I discover my reading

glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning.

I decide I’d better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to

water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water,

and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight, when we go to watch TV, we will be looking for

the remote, but nobody will remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so

I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I’ll

water the flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up

the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day; the car isn’t washed, the bills aren’t paid,

there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren’t

watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook,

I can’t find the remote, I can’t find my glasses, and I don’t remember

what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I’m really

baffled because I know I was busy all day long and I’m really tired. I

realize this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it,

but first I’ll check my e-mail.

Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to close friends you

know, because I don’t remember to whom it has been sent.

Don’t laugh – if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming! And if I have

sent this to you before….well, now you know why you’re getting it again.

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[Anonymous]

yup. this is me. headdesk.

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[Anonymous]

both are great!!! Well, not great, but so me too!

If I was so busy all day, why didn’t I get my stuff done?!?!?!?!

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[agnoscet]

Tom Rush – The Remember Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yN-6PbqAPM

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[Anonymous]

agnoscet,

I just herd Tom Rushes “The Remember Song” it is hillarious! I put it on my favorite list while I try to get MY stuff done! thank-you

K

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[Anonymous]

Oh yeah

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