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February 22, 2013 at 3:33 pm #119161
Got some? leave some…, need some? take some!
I got the idea to start a thread just for ADD jokes when I was surfing around in Amy’s site. It’s outa site!
http://acatwithadhd.com/sometimes-i-forget/
I’ll bet you get some ideas for jokes, or remember some. I hope someone around here remembers to write em down sometimes.
🙂
REPORT ABUSEFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:58 pm #119252Knock knock!
Who is there?
I just found out I have ADHD and I’m trying to arrange to see a specialist because I’m in such pain…
I just found out and…
Wanna go get ice cream?
REPORT ABUSEFebruary 26, 2013 at 6:51 pm #119270I was having trouble sleeping, so I went to buy a new bed—nothing fancy, just an ordinary bed. And the first one the salesman showed me cost $1500.
Remembering what I’ve been learning from the “ADD & Finances” webinars, I said, “That’s considerably more than I feel comfortable paying.”
The salesman said, “That’s the price you have to pay for a good night’s sleep.”
I said, “If I’m lying in it, tossing and turning all night long, worrying about my impending bankruptcy, I’m not going to be very comfortable, am I?”
REPORT ABUSEMay 25, 2017 at 4:30 am #128293Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goomba.
Hey that reminds me of this documentary I just saw last night. Â It was funny and had lots of sculptures made from cheese.
Knock Knock
Huh? Â Who’s there?
Goomba.
Nope, don’t know any Goombas, try down the street.
Knock Knock
Gosh, who’s there now?
Goomba.
Wait, from Mario Brothers? Â The video game with the pizza eating turtles?
No, that’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I said Goomba!
Wha? Â Are you a vacuum salesman?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goomba.
Oh now that is weird, I swore I heard this before. Â Oh hey, a nickel!
Knock Knock
Who’s there now?
Goomba.
He’s not here, bye!
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