*blushes* A Knighthood? Me? It could only be for outstanding service to Procrastination, self-destruction, and under-achievement! 😆
Thank-you kindly, your post gave me a giggle, and prompted me to log back in just as I was on my way to the shops! My wife is already muttering about my being parked in front of the ‘puter again! The only things that terrify me are spiders, and all manners of creepy crawly things! *shudder* I’d sooner roll up my sleeves and step into a seedy alley to rumble with a dozen angry and drunken bikies than have a vile wretched creepy crawly insect makes it’s stomach turning march along my flesh *blanches*….um, where was I, ah yes, the plight of the scarecrow that has come to symbolise utter uselessness for that said scarecrow is the Official Embassy for Crows the world over… 😆
Meh, I need to get beyond my ‘not giving a fuck’ about what people think, and begin to despatch the accursed crows one by one! 😆 Which leads directly to the first only too familiar impasse: ‘Gawd, where do I start’ ,,,,,, 
I’d best get moving or I’ll be wearing an unwashed dinner plate from last night that somehow escaped yesterday’s ‘To-Do’ list…. 😆
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