Oh boy, first and foremost, while you really are my brother from another mother, it’s incredibly smart on behalf of the creator that we are as physically far apart as two beings on the same planet can be! Apocalypse and Armageddon should be our given names, as I fear that should we ever get to meet in person those are the events that would begin! I too fear nuns with the worst kind of hypothermic tremors racking my body as I even type this blasphemy! I still bear scars across my knuckles, and can feel the welts cross my bottom as I reminisce of elementary school years and hours of hellish piano lessons. Those b*#ches were mean as hell! Though I have no fantasies involving habits, rulers and other naughtiness are definitely present and determined to be accounted for!
You tickle my funny bone, my Kevin, who I just painstakingly tucked firmly into bed, crept out to see why I’m laughing so hysterically, afraid I got into the wacky tobacky again I’m sure! Go away husband, I’m trying to find another person on this planet who has a snowballs chance of relating to me!
How exactly does it look when a kangaroo tucks its arms? We are woefully short on marsupials in the Northwoods of Wisconsin. 
As for watching for surveillance, I took care of that by naming my computer “Surveillance Vehicle #6” so when it pops up on wireless access, they assume they’ve got me covered already. You gotta think ahead for these sort of situations! I say this because I have been a patient, and I can recommend way more interesting vacation destinations.
Wouldn’t it be easier to take the fish to the beach? It’ll take him longer to navigate his way back through sewage pipes to continue freaking you out if he can’t mark his way back on the fast flush down. I’ve dealt with his type before, they always hold a grudge and seek revenge. Plus better chances of getting grabbed by an eel or shark or what have you on the reef before he even finds the pipe entrance!
Well if Carrie wants to post under your name, she’ll have to deal with my silliness too! This is the one place I’ve found where I can just be me, and as an added bonus, none of you seem scared, off put, or disgusted yet, so I have to assume that I’m not alone in this. Plus no one at all has made me feel like I’m wrong, stupid, or not worth their time! I wish I could crawl into the website and hangout for awhile, wave at all the nice new friends I’ve made through the screen, maybe moon a few people, just to keep it interesting, you know.
Hello wife of Allan, it’s been quite a relief for me to meet your husband, and the other members of this site. Please gently remind your husband of the fact that I recommended a very good book to him, that will help the two of you in your relationship. He jotted the title down somewhere, but you can find it above. Please give it a chance, in my area it has saved a few marriages that I know of, and is in the process of saving my own. Hope all is well!
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