Reply To: Chronically missing stairs and losing balance

[zeldakit]

I’m always in a hurry even when there is no reason to hurry. I do everything at Warp Speed. I was changing light bulbs in my bedroom and of course used a three step ladder. It’s very heavy, made of metal. What did I do? I ran up the first two steps and my foot caught under the third step and it threw me forward and down into the rail on the top (I guess you could say). I smashed my chin and split it open. I was too embarrassed to have to explain to ppl what happened because someone was sure to inquire so I didn’t make too many outings until it healed up. I’m very creative but couldn’t think of anything that could legitimately explain what happened other than what really happened!

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