Re: Frustated with having ADD

[allan wallace]

Hmm, well I’m still a candidate for wearing carbonara as the stack’s still where it was post -dinner, and the first thing that I did upon returning from the shops was ‘plug into my life-support’ machine, this ‘puter! She’s wearing her customary scowl, and as I’m not on her frequency those hissing noises in the background are not registering! 😆 Insights into my head, eh? She’d probably find having a tooth extracted without anaesthetic more appealing! Freaky people don’t alarm me in the slightest, in fact, I have an affinity with them, but bugs and spiders are the source of my deepest horrors…I shan’t bore you with many anecdotal accounts, just one in fact, too many to list, but on one memorable occasion a demon in a giant spider suit was espied from the corner of my eye making it’s way around the top of the bucket seat next to me! Christ, the bloody thing was so big it should have had the seatbelt on! A blood-curdling scream pierced the air as I swerved onto the wrong side of the road as I pressed myself agains the driver’s door , before I straightened the car and came to a screeching halt in the left-hand lane and made good my escape! The keys were left in the car, and as I staggered towards the shops a klm or so away I silently prayed that the bastard would just drive away in the piece of snot! I’d managed to semi-compose myself before calling my grandpa to pick me up at the car. Love nor money would have got me in that car whilst that monster was at large! I’d have chosen a protracted death by cricket bat to getting in that car….he wouldn’t permit me to leave the car there, so I drove his car back where my brave grandpa dished out some punitive justice to my fiendish attacker! Moving somewhere? Oh how I’d love to move! I’m no sooner in a new place before I’m itching to get the hell out of there tio somewhere new….why, you got a spare room going? 😆

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