Re: Frustated with having ADD

[allan wallace]

*gasp* Like me? I’ll have to print that off and keep it as Exhibit A in preparation for my own defence in the ‘shall we just kill him and be done with it trial’? That’s rather nice! I’m not used to being liked…. 😳 One kind of gets used to being an object of fear and loathing 😆 Hmm, don’t tempt with the offer! Okaythen, tempt me! Erm, I’ll call ya reverse charges, and if you give me your credit card details I get the plane ticket, and once my millions in the long-term deposits in my Swiss bank mature I’ll re-imburse you…as for your hubby? Hmm, it would perhaps take him half an hour to start fantasising about my sudden death, so you’d have to begin the groundwork for me with some plausible bullshit, you know, like I’m a 10 th dan blackbelt that was a bodyguard for The Pope, but was dismissed for kicking a handful of priests that had been overly friendly towards altar boys to death in a Vatican unsolved mystery, and then did a short stint in Iraq, but was sent home because the Taliban and Al-Qaida guys would melt away at the very mention of my name, and they’d really prefer those camel jockeys to stay put and not go a roving….otherwise, if he’s mean and nasty you’d have to sign an affidavit in triplicate vouching for my safety. I’d have no shame in hiding behind a woman! Or, a little girl for that matter! See ya shortly… 😆

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