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Re: Frustated with having ADD

Re: Frustated with having ADD2012-10-05T11:43:11+00:00
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allan wallace
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Sir allan of loserville would be more apt! Call me whatever you like! At least I’m being called something! I have to be very careful here as my wife is sniffing about seeing what I’m typing! I did another silly thing tonight! *casually peers around* Yeah, being the career guy that I am, I was assigned to a place in the city to move some boxes and heavy crap around for a few hours, 3 hours, 45 minutes to be exact, but as I led the stampede out of the oppressive gulag and headed for the old clunker I was keen to get the hell away from the joint to get it out of my mind quicker. I very rarely lock the car, but I did on this occasion. I don’t know why I did that. Anyway, I put the key into the lock and it wouldn’t open. I casually walked around to the other side to see if I could get in that door. No way. That sinking feeling washed over me as I realised that I’d grabbed the wrong set of keys. Only one set has the magic opening function. Not the set of keys that were dangling in my hand….what to do??? I casually leaned against a wall having a ciggy as the laggards departed, and a couple asked if I was okay/ ‘fine mate, I replied, just enjoying a smoke before I get into the car’….I walked away and tried to think how I could get in….hmmm, maybe the keys were upside down or something. I strolled back and tried again. Even the boot wouldn’t open. Only one thing to do then…I smashed the rear window and unlocked the door! I got back about half an hour ago. I’ve been wrestling with what to tell my beloved. My first instinct is to flat out lie! ‘yep, can you believe it? Arrived at the car to find that some bastard had smashed the window to get in and rob us!’ Then I thought, perhaps I should tell her the truth. That did cause a murmur of anxiety I shall confess…she can be a tad cranky at times, and at the moment I’m as popular as a dose of the clap in a brothel. In the end I reverted to the most sensible option: i’ll sleep on it, and break the good news to her in the morning! 😆

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