Re: Great Moments in ADD

[Anonymous]

I returned to work on Monday night, after annual leave. I went to go to the staff loo, which is locked with a keypad. I walked up to it without any thought and proceeded to punch in my keycard number instead. After a fleeting panicked attempt to try and remember the correct number, I collected myself, looked away, and turned back to find my fingers were able to bypass my defective brain and type in the proper number – I have learnt from experience that any effort to force a numerical recollection will result in it vanishing completely!!

Then last night, I remembered the number, but forgot to push “enter”.

Then this morning, I sat at the computer and proceeded to type in my staff number and password, then looked up at the screen to find the program I thought I was using was not actually open, and I was enjoying the standard Windows XP scenery instead!!!

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