Things an ADDer WOULD say…

[quizzical]

“I’m almost done.”
“Yes, I’m coming to bed, after I Google this one thing.”
“Really? I totally missed that.”
“I’m sorry – can you start over?”
“OH! Wait – I have to interrupt you before I forget this.”
“I don’t understand – I JUST HAD them…”

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[Robbo]

Cut it out you’re killing me you guys!. (I say that a lot, is it a thing?)

Is it a thing?

Someone has been in my house and they only stole my totally cool AD/HD T-shirt? WTF?!

THINGS DON’T JUST DISAPPEAR! (almost my favorite one.)

Totally! (with great enthusiasm)

Maybe I’ll try that ritalin stuff again. I think it may have been helping me more than I realized.

Hmmmm…. (and laugh real loud at our own jokes) (that reminds me of my dad, every time we went to the grocery store he would talk to all the…..) (He was probably one of us, totally!)

PS, PPS, PPPS. on and on and on… (or use parenthesis because I never feel like people understand me) (and I keep on justifying my existence by explaining why I do all the crazy, stupid and seemingly lazy things) (Oh crap… (forgot) )

Laff laff, snicker, giggle, chuckle, laff laff. Cry… Then laff again. (It’s easier to spell laugh that way) (yep, I’m sometimes that lazy) (or in a hurry to get out all the stuff on my mind)

PS, I hope toofat comes back around. And lot’s of other folks too. Whenever I write something that rimes. I think about him helping me put in to music. I kinda felt like he was a counselor, most of you guys are therapy for me.

PPS I’m so dang grateful we got Rick on our team. I hope he knows how much we all really love him. He’s our fearless (mostly) leader, but he’s also right down here with us in the trenches, doing the work that makes the world a better place.

 

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[Robbo]

“Pick my thread you guys, choose me” (voice of an 8 year old boy inside my head, he got hurt) That’s how our thinking works huh?.

“Don’t cry”

“Go ahead, cry”

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[Phil, Just Phil.]

Do we have any language restrictions on this site??

F&%$ed if I know…  (this is one I use a bit now I am comfortable with not knowing everything, err I mean not PRETENDING I know everything.)

Send me an email with that question in it and I will try to get back to you.

Hang on, what was that , I wasn’t really listening. (That does get me into trouble though.)

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[Robbo]

It’s easy enough to tell what the Fu+& I’m saying but make me feel less guilty for swearing when I write like this.

Go for it, there’ s only one way to find out right? Say what’s on your mind man. (it’s not like they can fire you or even have the heart to do something like “go away and don’t come back”.) Hmmm, crap… I’m supposed to be on my way to the store. Now I’m running late.

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[Anonymous]

Very funny stuff.  Keep ’em coming.  Here are a few of mine:

“Where’s the damn…. the damn… … ?”

“My keys was just here!!!”

“Would you still love me if I was on time?”

“Sorry, what was the first part of your question?”

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[Robbo]

I’ve been gone because my paranoid mind jumped to the conclusion that I’m being excluded because I’m a Christian. It’s just my persecution complex rearing it’s ugly head…

yep, sure mrBumbleberry… sure…

you betcha pal, tell us all about it…

 

Well,  okay. You see I had this bad dream on nite…

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[Blue Yugo]

“Oh *%+#!, I left the car window open all night…again!”
(Statistically happens more often when it rains or snows, like yesterday…  I hope power window controls can survive, as this was the first time it’s happened with the new car.)

Another that bit me again recently, upon returning from the store:
“Did I really leave the front door open this whole time?”

And then a phrase I can’t go a day without…
“Oops.”

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[Robbo]

Holy (cuss words…)   Crap!…  it’s morning already?!

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[sar316]

watching TV and someone joins you on a commercial break:

Them: “What are you watching?”

ADDer “………um…….”

And just in time the commercials end to answer the question for you!!

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[kandrz]

At store number 2 I realize I have to run back to store number one to get the items I have already paid for, but left on the counter because I was distracted by an interesting conversation with the cashier.  Because I talk to everyone you know.  Back to store number 2, meet up with husband, pay for the back scratcher I have wanted for months, because it’s winter, the air is dry, my back is itchy.  Get called back to the counter for my umbrella.  Get home, leave back scratcher out on the bed so the dog can chew it up.  Chinatown is only 40 km away, I guess I can get another in a few months when I get back there again.

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[fakeittilyoumakeit]

” I’ll just wing it!”

“I’ll clean the house tomorrow…..or whenever”

“I’ll be there at 2…….ISH…..or so”

“I didn’t say I was FOR SURE coming to dinner.”

“Sorry, it took me longer than I expected.”

“I don’t have ADHD, you have ASPD (Attention Surplus Disorder)”

“don’t wait for me, you go on ahead and I’ll meet you there”

“I know its around here somewhere…”

 

 

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[Robbo]

“Check out this video you guys, it’s the best Ever!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9k5LQJS33o

“Can’t sleep, maybe I’ll do that sleep study with my laptop, as soon as I’m done watching this next youtube video that one of “us” uploaded”…

“I can totally relate to where you’re coming from man”

“That’s really groovy baby”

“That’s so you, it’s so now”

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[Robbo]

bonus video

Be sure to listen to the very end. Jimi’s a comic. A performer.

 

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[Patte Rosebank]

“You mean my appointment is NEXT month?  Are you sure you can’t squeeze me in now?  I’ve come such a long way.”

(This one happened to my mom recently, but it hasn’t happened to me.  Yet.)

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