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[Patte Rosebank]

A few years ago, while visiting Las Vegas, I got on one of the last episodes of “Let’s Make a Deal” to be taped there, and won $100 in a Quickie Deal.

After the taping, we winners had to go into a back room to do all sorts of paperwork.  An hour and a half later, I was finally able to go to a public washroom and change out of my “Carmen Miranda” costume, and start the long (but pleasant) walk back to the hotel.

After I’d been walking along the Strip for about half an hour, a female security guard rushed out to me, and very embarrassedly told me that I was trailing a 6-foot-long strip of toilet paper, like a tail.  Evidently, it had gotten caught in the back of my trousers when I was changing, and I hadn’t noticed it…for over half an hour, on the very crowded Vegas Strip, and inside several shops.

I was mortified…for about a second.  Then, I started laughing like an idiot.  (Well, what else could I do?)  The security guard looked quite terrified, and ran back inside.  I tore off the tail, tossed it in the trash, and continued on my merry way.

Every so often, I’ll check YouTube, to see if anyone posted a video of “fat idiot with TP tail in Vegas” (because I KNOW that it was so ridiculous that lots of people MUST have videoed it).  No luck yet.

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