Re: Funniest ADD Moment — What's yours?

[Anonymous]

One day my wife was sending me to the store to pick a few things up. She handed me a 20 dollar bill and said: put this in your wallet so you dont lose it. Of course I was appalled at the suggestion that I would lose the money so I told her I would do no such thing because there is no way I would lose it. So once I left I kept it in my hand squeezing it tighly as I was determined not to lose this thing in order to prove her wrong. The store is about a 5 minute drive away. I pull up walk in and reach into my pocket to make sure the money is there and sure as heck it was not. OH WAIT!! I had it in my hand…didn’t I? So I basically give myself a stripsearch trying to find the money. Then I run out to my car and begin searching frantically only to turn up nothing. How the hell did I forget that I was holding the money?!? Maybe I dropped it when I got out. It was dark so I couldnt see all that well so I had to get pretty low to the ground and I began to zig zag along the sidewalk when I bump into a co-worker of mine who game me quite a puzzled look. I seached about 15 minutes before I finally gave up and went home to tell my wife that she was right. I am not sure which is worse…The fact that I forgot I was holding the mone or me having to go home and tell my wife that she was right.

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