Re: I'm the one who…

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ran her finger through the sewing machine one night after trying to finish a project after the meds wore off. The ER doctor got a good laugh out of that one, too. (Are you on any medication? … Yes, for ADHD. So if you have any doubts if I need it…)

who has the “magic bag”- the one with EVERYTHING a person might need in it: batteries of various sizes, a power cord, pez, ear bud adapters, 50 pens of various colors, a pull up, lip balm, hand lotion, dental floss, a tooth brush, keys to places I no longer work and cars I no longer own, a screw driver, a pair of socks, itch stick, and so much more. The bag weighs upwards of 35lbs (I tried to check it once on a flight).

remembers every detail just in case I need them for some reason and will remind you of them if it ever comes to an argument- I will even act out the moment just as it happened (which will enrage you).

says what everyone else is thinking in a meeting.

knows the answer or can figure it out faster than anyone else in the class.

brushes her hair once a day.

will find the “diamond in the rough”… Oooo! Shiney!

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