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February 13, 2013 at 8:05 pm #119012
From the BBC’s website:
“Viewpoint: Down With Romantic Love” http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21410275
REPORT ABUSEFebruary 14, 2013 at 9:26 am #119016Woke up early this morning, turned on the TV, and was greeted by THIS commercial: http://youtu.be/23Fx_mc7RNI
Nothing says “Happy Valentine’s Day” like “vulvar discomfort”…
REPORT ABUSEFebruary 14, 2013 at 10:09 am #119022February 14, 2013 at 10:15 am #119023Nope, definitely not my voice on that commercial.
I wouldn’t have been able to get through it without giggling. My sense of the ridiculous is too strong.
REPORT ABUSEFebruary 14, 2013 at 3:58 pm #119024@ashockley55, Well … Today’s the day.
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Dear Valentine of mine,
Happy Valentine’s Day to you!!!
Cheers!
(grape juice in glass, didn’t forget)February 14, 2013 at 4:32 pm #119025Happy Valentine’s Day to all!
For the lonely singles (like me) …. Happy Apocalypse-Now Day!
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REPORT ABUSEFebruary 14, 2013 at 4:38 pm #119026That didn’t work. Bugger. Let’s try this again.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all!
For the lonely singles (like me) …. Happy Apocalypse-Now Day!
REPORT ABUSEFebruary 14, 2013 at 4:48 pm #119029February 14, 2013 at 4:49 pm #119030Victory!!!!!
REPORT ABUSEFebruary 14, 2013 at 8:44 pm #119035I’ve been enjoying my Triple-S Day (“Safe, Sane, and Single”), right here at home.
For dinner, I devoured several MASSIVE, toothsome shrimp with freshly squeezed lemon juice and my own specially blended seafood sauce. Followed by some lovely squares of Lindt white chocolate, velvety smooth & creamy as they slowly melt on the tongue.
Just before bedtime, I’ll don one of my tiaras, pour a little Liquid Candy (cream with just enough Bailey’s in it) into a ruby-red faceted sherry-glass, and hold it high as I sing the Oath of the Confirmed Singleton…
“I’m safe, sane, and single; I’m on my merry way. Safe, sane, and single; that’s how I’m gonna stay!”
…after which, I shall slowly sip my drink, enjoying every last drop, like the regal creature I am.
(Doesn’t that just make you want to throw up?)
REPORT ABUSEFebruary 15, 2013 at 11:47 am #119036@Larynxa, Now I know why the guy in my post above is jumping. 🙂
REPORT ABUSEFebruary 15, 2013 at 1:02 pm #119038That clip looks familiar. Where’s it from?
REPORT ABUSEFebruary 15, 2013 at 3:01 pm #119042The “nest morning”
I named this .doc “next morning”. Well I tried. That’s how we do things huh? we goof, n then make the best of it. I was going to write about getting up alone the next morning after valuetimes day… Yep, I decided to re-name that dumb day as well. It’s Value times day! Yep, uhuh… cuz we all find ways to show our significant others how much we love them for the least amount of money. Huh? cuz we’re all just a bunch of cheap skates. Ever got cheat skates from your lover on valentines day?. I was on the real facebook yesterday sufing around in my friends pages and found a fun one that had nothing but “dad jokes” Here’s the one I stole.
“What’s going on Robert?eYm rolling.
That’s what I do…
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I roll!
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Sometimes I squat on the floor
and put both arms around my knees
and lean forword,cuz that’s how I roll.”
Get it? Dad jokes are the best! I guess it’s just because I’m a Dad that I think this. I also think that as a dude with ADHD, I like that tongue in cheek kind of humor. Well it’s Dad’s that like to use that humor the most is it not?. Maybe it’s not. Heck I ain’t no expert. I barely understand… crap, I can’t think of anything I really understand. Never mind.Oh, yeah. The next morning. (nest morning) Does your bed look like a nest? A next… er nest for one? One what? lol
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Love n much peace to you the next day
R-February 15, 2013 at 3:03 pm #119043The “nest morning”
I named this .doc “next morning”. Well I tried. That’s how we do things huh? we goof, n then make the best of it. I was going to write about getting up alone the next morning after valuetimes day… Yep, I decided to re-name that dumb day as well. It’s Value times day! Yep, uhuh… cuz we all find ways to show our significant others how much we love them for the least amount of m oney. Huh? cuz we’re all just a bunch of cheapskates. Ever got cheat skates from your lover on valentines day?. I was on the real facebook yesterday surfing around in my friends pages and found a fun one that had nothing but “dad jokes” Here’s the one I stole.
“What’s going on Robert?eYm rolling.
That’s what I do…
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
I roll!
.
.
.
Sometimes I squat on the floor
and put both arms around my knees
and lean forword,cuz that’s how I roll.”
Get it? Dad jokes are the best! I guess it’s just because I’m a Dad that I think this. I also think that as a dude with ADHD, I like that tongue in cheek kind of humor. Well it’s Dad’s that like to use that humor the most is it not?. Maybe it’s not. Heck I ain’t no expert. I barely understand… crap, I can’t think of anything I really understand. Never mind.Oh, yeah. The next morning. (nest morning) Does your bed look like a nest? A next… er nest for one? One what? lol
Love n much peace to you the next day
R-PS You can discourage the annoying advertising by just altering the spelling of words like “money” Just a tip.
REPORT ABUSEFebruary 15, 2013 at 3:05 pm #119044 -
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