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  • July 1, 2011 at 3:21 pm #104319

    Anonymous
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    @nellie, they tried to have a poster child a while back, but the studio shot was ill conceived. The photographer gave up in frustration. All they have is a blurry image of a kid fidgeting and running after something shiny off camera. :)

    ooh, that’s a good one: “I would be the poster child for ADD, but I can’t sit still for the photographer.”

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    July 1, 2011 at 3:21 pm #104320

    nellie
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    that works:-) Should get you a free t-shirt :-)

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    July 1, 2011 at 6:11 pm #104321

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    Got another one: “ADD effects 1 in 20 adults. If you can get 19 of your friends together in a room…you don’t have ADD.”

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    July 1, 2011 at 6:19 pm #104322

    Patte Rosebank
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    That should be “affects”, not “effects”. (Don’t get me started on the difference between “affect” and “effect”. I have an English degree, and I know how to use it.)

    Otherwise, I LOVE that slogan!

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    July 1, 2011 at 7:15 pm #104323

    memzak
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    Geoduck, my daughter teases me about “the shiny” all the time. I should get that T-shirt. I can’t think of any good stuff right now but I will keep it in mind. Hey that would be a good one ’cause I can’t keep anything in mind.

    F: I’ll keep that in mind for…oh look, shiny..

    B: uh what were we talking about?

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    July 1, 2011 at 8:13 pm #104324

    Anonymous
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    You made me realise my Sex Pistols parady would work on a Tee too. I want one! Let the Anarchy begin.

    Shame it doesn’t work as well for you over there.

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    July 1, 2011 at 8:20 pm #104325

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    OO ! It would work even better on a mug. That could be a great way to ‘come out’. Cheers everybody.

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    July 2, 2011 at 9:12 am #104326

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    Here’s a favorite of mine I’ve seen:

    My friends say I have ADHD, but I-hey, what’s that? Can I play with it?

    “It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word!” -Andrew Jackson

    “Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.” -Frank Zappa

    And a few of what I would like to see:

    F: I solved all the problems of the world a second ago! B: But I forgot what the solutions were when you started talking to me.

    F: Society is maintained by normal people. B: However, society is only advanced through the unconventional thinkers!

    F: Normal is overrated. B: ADHD For Life!

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    July 2, 2011 at 9:22 pm #104327

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    Alden, one of my favorites: (maybe Anton was ADD?)

    “Any idiot can face a crisis — it’s this day-to-day living that wears you out.” – Anton Chekhov

    Slightly modified: “Any ADDult can face a crisis, it’s this day-to-day living that wears us out.”

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    July 4, 2011 at 1:35 pm #104328

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    Some good ones here. How about “LOLBRBOMGBTWADHDGTGTTYL”.

    It’s basically a string of those short-hand expressions with the word ADHD sandwiched in the middle. I kept thinking of a person with ADD trying to tell someone that they have ADD while in conversation. Might look kinda like that:)

    I’ll keep the wheels turning for any others I think of…

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    July 4, 2011 at 3:39 pm #104329

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    I came up with this one for impulsives last night: “ADD rushes in where fools fear to tread.”

    I had meant to say angels, to my wife, but the Freudian slip works better. A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, but you say your mother.

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    July 5, 2011 at 2:42 pm #104330

    billd
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    youse folks are making me laugh my bums off!

    pete I think you have a bad case……………. thank goodness.

    Larynxa please please do not look too closely at my posts – it will take all of your spare time to correct all the boo-boos.

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    August 9, 2011 at 4:30 pm #104331

    Tiddler
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    I love the original T shirt. I was thinking of making my own though after saying something stupid a couple of days ago:

    F: I don’t need help, thanks

    B: I have a system that has never worked that I want to use.

    Or (a bit more embarrassing I suppose)

    I suffer from piles. With a picture of piles of paperwork!

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    August 9, 2011 at 4:31 pm #104332

    Tiddler
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    Of course, when I say ‘thinking of making my own’, what I mean is thinking about it and never actually doing it, like the ‘clumsier than thou’ T shirt I was going to make about 6 years ago!

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    August 9, 2011 at 5:58 pm #104333

    Anonymous
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    @Tiddler Have no fear: I have more money than sense and a graphic designer for a spouse. In my “spare” time, I am working on a website and cafepress store to bring my designs to life. Should be up and running in 20-30 years.

    Got another one:

    With ADHD, I can do anything I set my mind to.

    I just don’t have a setting for “Tedium.”

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